Have you ever held a flaky Chinese egg tart in your hand and proclaimed, in your best Zoolander voice, “This needs to be at least ... three times the size?” Oh, that’s just us? Cool, cool, cool. Well, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to super-size the Macau-style egg tart, and it’s freakin’ awesome. More crispy-flaky-tender scratch-made Chinese puff pastry. More rich, eggy pastry cream. More burnished, caramelized top. More Macau egg tart for everyone.